About Zetanor

Zetanor is a handle I've used since , where "I" is some guy online, who you might recognize as the protagonist of this universe. Ultimately meaningless, I chose the moniker because it was recognizable and extremely badass-sounding, on top of being virtually unused online. At the time, the only Google hit for the word was someone else's Web 1.0 personal sci-fi site. It has since disappeared from search engines (RIP) and I've not saved its URL, but I did keep the following blurb in a text file (copyright someone, somewhere, snipped on 2011-01-09 at 00:57 EST):

Welcome to Barinor, a system with Three Stars. But this tri-solar system holds a secret at it's core. One planet does not spin, but remains locked between the pull of Alphanor, Betanor and Zetanor. It is there that the fate of the peoples will be decided, for a new threat has begun to awake on that barren planet. The ancient evil from times long passed has begun to stir. And it wants revenge.

Pronuncing Zetanor

The TRUE and HONEST pronunciations of "Zetanor" are:

Pronouncing Zetanor

When referring to me in the third person, it is mandatory to employ the correct pronouns. This is a humiliation ritual. If you fail to comply, I may ostentatiously feign offense and/or attempt to ruin your life. The whole process should afford me a measure of power and control over you, from which I can derive sadistic pleasure.

Begin by determining the strike time. This is normally the local time where & when the pronouns are first produced. If the pronouns are intended to be recorded and reproduced at a later time, the local time of the principal author at first publication time must be used.

Then, extract the date sequence from the strike time, in any format that is mathematically-compatible with the ISO date format for the following steps. For example, the 11th of September in 2001 would become "2001-09-11".

Now, calculate the pronouns index by summing each individual digit from the date sequence, keeping only the final result's last (least significant) digit. For example, "2001-09-11" would become "4" (from the sum of 2+0+0+1+0+9+1+1 being 14).

Finally, find the correct pronouns using the reference table below, using the pronouns index you've calculated.

Zetanor's pronouns index table (2nd ed.)
Index Pronouns Pron(o)unciation Notes
0ze / zir
1he / him
2she / her
3🍆 / 🦜"Aubergine emoji" (not eggplant!) and "parrot emoji", respectively.
4thxy / thxm
5xi'é / h'irWith apostrophes representing a hold of the preceding phoneme for 4 seconds.
6aam / yok
7陰 / 陽
8;) / (;Silent, but wink with the appropriate eye.
9quas / wex

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